EVERYONE WHO JUST TWEETED SHIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED ON GOSSIP GIRL

YOU SUCK. JUST CUZ I DON’T HAVE THE LUXURY OF FUCKING WASTING AN HOUR ON TV ON A SCHOOL NIGHT DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN FUCKING RUIN THE SHOW FOR ME. I HAVE HOMEWORK. SO I CAN’T WATCH. I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT YOU HOMEWORKLESS BITCHES RUINING THE SHOW FOR ME

wow i’m way overreacting i’m sorry

me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!

I hate having to swallow my pride.

when 1D goes on iCarly. Normal People : oh hey that boyband from the UK is on iCarly tonight
Directioners : HALT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD THE 5 MEN OF MY DREAMS ARE MAKING THEIR ACTING DEBUTS TONIGHT
Normal People : haha this Louis guy is funny
Directioners : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH BOOBEAR TELL THEM THE MUSHROOM JOKE OK
Normal People : I wonder if we'll get to see T-Bo in this episode
Directioners : I wonder if Niall ate and drank everything in the Groovie Smoothie
Normal People : Harry and Carly are gonna kiss? Aww
Directioners : WAIT FOR THE TOMLINSON COCKBLOCK